get_born
Member
- Joined
- Nov 27, 2004
- Messages
- 735
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants andthe Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants",by Dav Pilkey:The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new
names.....
Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name: a = stinky
>>n = zippy
>>b = lumpy
>>o = goober
>>c = buttercup
>>p = doofus
>>d = gidget
>>q = slimy
>>e = crusty
>>r = loopy
>>f = greasy
>>s = snott
>>g = fluffy
>>t = falafel
>>h = cheeseball
>>u = dorkey
>>i = chim-chim
>>v = squeezit >>j = poopsie
>>w = oprah
>>k = flunky
>>x = skipper
>>l = booger
>>y = dink
>>m = pinky
>>z = zsa-zs
Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of yourNEW last name: >>a = diaper
>>n = rhino
>>b = toilet
>>o = burger
>>c = giggle
>>p = hamster
>>d = bubble
>>q = toad
>>e = girdle
>>r = gizzard
>>f = barf
>>s = pizza
>>g = lizard
>>t = gerbil
>>h = waffle
>>u = chicken
>>i = cootie
>>v = pickle
>>j = monkey
>>w = chuckle
>>k = potty
>>x =tofu
>>l = liver
>>y = gorilla
>>m = banana
>>z = stinker
Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name: >>a = head
>>n = chunks
>>b = mouth
>>o = hiney
>>c = face
>>p = biscuits
>>d = nose
>>q = toes
>>e = tush
>>r = buns
>>f = breath
>>s = fanny
>>g = pants
>>t = sniffer
>>h = shorts
>>u = sprinkles
>>i = lips
>>v = kisser
>>j = honker
>>w = squirt
>>k = butt
>>x =humperdinck
>>l = brain
>>y = brains
>>m = tushie
>>z = juice
mine is gidget diaper lips
names.....
Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name: a = stinky
>>n = zippy
>>b = lumpy
>>o = goober
>>c = buttercup
>>p = doofus
>>d = gidget
>>q = slimy
>>e = crusty
>>r = loopy
>>f = greasy
>>s = snott
>>g = fluffy
>>t = falafel
>>h = cheeseball
>>u = dorkey
>>i = chim-chim
>>v = squeezit >>j = poopsie
>>w = oprah
>>k = flunky
>>x = skipper
>>l = booger
>>y = dink
>>m = pinky
>>z = zsa-zs
Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of yourNEW last name: >>a = diaper
>>n = rhino
>>b = toilet
>>o = burger
>>c = giggle
>>p = hamster
>>d = bubble
>>q = toad
>>e = girdle
>>r = gizzard
>>f = barf
>>s = pizza
>>g = lizard
>>t = gerbil
>>h = waffle
>>u = chicken
>>i = cootie
>>v = pickle
>>j = monkey
>>w = chuckle
>>k = potty
>>x =tofu
>>l = liver
>>y = gorilla
>>m = banana
>>z = stinker
Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name: >>a = head
>>n = chunks
>>b = mouth
>>o = hiney
>>c = face
>>p = biscuits
>>d = nose
>>q = toes
>>e = tush
>>r = buns
>>f = breath
>>s = fanny
>>g = pants
>>t = sniffer
>>h = shorts
>>u = sprinkles
>>i = lips
>>v = kisser
>>j = honker
>>w = squirt
>>k = butt
>>x =humperdinck
>>l = brain
>>y = brains
>>m = tushie
>>z = juice
mine is gidget diaper lips
