Telephone sounds nice. Unless it was really stupid, like:
Automated Voice: Hi! You have called the Board of Studies' HSC Results hotline. To receive your HSC results, say your Student Number Now or key it into the handset. Remember that your student number and HSC PIN is different from your UAC PIN and UAC Number. If you do not have your HSC PIN, recover it via students online at 'studentsonline' dot b-o-s dot n-s-w dot e-d-u dot a-u or call Student Records on 0...2...9...3...6...7...8...0...0...1... Please key in your Student Number now.
*you dial in 28593514 for example*
Automated Voice: You have put in: 2... 8... 5... 9... 3... 5... 1... 4... Is this correct? If so, press 1. If not, press 2 - wait for the prompts and try again.
*you press 1*
Automated Voice: To access your HSC results, and to prevent others from accessing them, your HSC PIN is needed to prevent prying eyes. Key in your HSC PIN now.
*you dial in... 2951 for example*
Automated Voice: You have put in: 2... 9... 5... 1... Is this correct? If so, press 1. If not, press 2 - wait for the prompts and try again.
*you press 1*
Automated Voice: You are about to hear the results of student 2... 8... 5... 9... 3... 5... 1... 4... If you are not student 2... 8... 5... 9... 3... 5... 1... 4... please hang up now.
*pause*
Automated Voice: Welcome 2... 8... 5... 9... 3... 5... 1... 4... Remember that your results are based on standards-based assessments and the number I give you is the average of your moderated and aligned exam and school assessment marks. If you would like to query your HSC results in any form, please call us at the HSC Results Inquiry Centre on 1...3...1...1...1...2... from the 15th of December at 8am to the 31st of December at 12 noon. Your HSC results are: English Advanced... 84... English Extension 1...
And so on.