InFlames_666
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"Eat's, shoots and leaves"- The zero tolerance approach to punctuation. (Lynne Russ)
This book is absolutely fantastic! who would've thought that a book occupied with the importance of punctuation, could be so amusing and humourous! i recieved it as a present today, off my extension english teacher for "putting up with her" which, is her direct wording ..lol anyways, it's a mad book! i highly recommend it if you are seeking an alternative read with a bit of intellectual stimulation attached! here is the books back-cover blurb.. it mad me crack up in hysterics!
A panda wlaks into a cafe. He orders a sandwhich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.
"why?" aks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"I'm a panda" he says, at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
"PANDA: A large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
This book is absolutely fantastic! who would've thought that a book occupied with the importance of punctuation, could be so amusing and humourous! i recieved it as a present today, off my extension english teacher for "putting up with her" which, is her direct wording ..lol anyways, it's a mad book! i highly recommend it if you are seeking an alternative read with a bit of intellectual stimulation attached! here is the books back-cover blurb.. it mad me crack up in hysterics!
A panda wlaks into a cafe. He orders a sandwhich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.
"why?" aks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"I'm a panda" he says, at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
"PANDA: A large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!