Going out with a Zing! (1 Viewer)

[Toodulu]

What's the best way you have/would want to end a relationship?

(don't say you'll ask them out for coffee and let them down gently, please)

i'd scratch/microwave all of their CDs and then pour red wine over his favourite shirts and then not pick up any of his calls. there's nothing more frustrating than not being able to give your 2 cents when you're angry. i wouldn't slap him because i respect that he has dignity and also it might hurt my hands.



... haha can you tell i'm dissatisfied in my relationship.

 

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you can like take naked pics of him and posted on BOS, i'm sure lot of homos here will dig it


umm...you can also sign his email account with illegal animal porn

 

[bubz :D]

take him to a nice swanky restaurant, then start getting upset over nothing, start sobbing and yell at him "i can't BELIEVE you're leaving me for david, you bastard!", (make sure you've finished eating), before storming out to leave him with the bill. woot.

 

[Toodulu]

he probably already has haha
i just realised i started out being general "their CDs" and then it became a direct attack, oops.

what would you do professorrrrrr

edit: HAHAHAH bubz you are an inspiration

 

[thejosiekiller]

leave the cds alone

but i hate confrontation most of the time, i just wanted to say leave the cds alone

 

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he probably already has haha
i just realised i started out being general "their CDs" and then it became a direct attack, oops.

what would you do professorrrrrr

edit: HAHAHAH bubz you are an inspiration

extending on what bubz said

instead of saying "leaving for david"

yell out something

"i can't believe you are saying this is not your child!!!!" and make sure everyone around you heard it and start sobbing

if you want to scare the shit out of him, drunk him, make me nekkid, and don't see him for a few months, after that, shove some clothing underneath your shirt and say
"hi, you are going to be a father soon!"

 

[gna]

i just don't find you attractive anymore.....anyway. laters

 

[Ragerunner]

aye, don't fucking bring me into this! at least use another name. hahha

 

[funniboi]

"would you still love me if i had crabs?"

 

[katie_tully]

I hear violence, trashing his apartment, eating the flowers he gives you and stalking him for 6 months afterwards is a good way to get the message across.

 

[jumb]

What's the best way you have/would want to end a relationship?

(don't say you'll ask them out for coffee and let them down gently, please)

i'd scratch/microwave all of their CDs and then pour red wine over his favourite shirts and then not pick up any of his calls. there's nothing more frustrating than not being able to give your 2 cents when you're angry. i wouldn't slap him because i respect that he has dignity and also it might hurt my hands.



... haha can you tell i'm dissatisfied in my relationship.

Maybe instead of showing him how bitter you are about your break up, you put all that effort into finding someone else.

 

[Toodulu]

oh but jumb, trying to pick up on the rebound is not healthy, much better to destroy your exboyfriend until he is so broken he will never be happy.

anyway, i didn't mean what would you do to get back at someone after a break up, i mean actually doing the breaking up.

i know the CD thing is bad, that's what makes it so good. imagine what it'd be like to listen to your CDs, and it's not completely damaged, but in the middle of a song it'll start jumping. and that's the case with every CD you've bought since you were 10. it's got to be in the top 10 worst things you can do to a person.

... erm good thing this internet thing is anonymous. i'm not really a bad person in real life. really.

 

[Loz#1]

Sex tape ala Paris Hilton, which therefore leads to $$$ and lots of anger and jealousy on their part.

 

[Dreamerish*~]

lol this reminds me of Raising Helen, when they're in the restaurant, and she wails really loudly "MY BOYFRIEND THINKS I'M FAT!!!" then everyone looks at her and goes "awwwwwwww " and gives her boyfriend death stares.

 

[TheHarlequinMan]

What's the best way you have/would want to end a relationship?

(don't say you'll ask them out for coffee and let them down gently, please)

i'd scratch/microwave all of their CDs and then pour red wine over his favourite shirts and then not pick up any of his calls. there's nothing more frustrating than not being able to give your 2 cents when you're angry. i wouldn't slap him because i respect that he has dignity and also it might hurt my hands.



... haha can you tell i'm dissatisfied in my relationship.

yes we can tell you're dissatisfied in your relationship...wanna know the answer? stop the relationship! and not with something recklessly extravagant like you have detailed...a) its mean and b) you're an idiot who will earn themselves a bad rep with ur mates...

let this be a lesson to the rest of you...a breakup will hurt you more than them in the long run when you get over your anger and start to miss them...especially once theyve moved on...

you're all stupid, go and get exposed to the real world and stop whining your asses off on forum message boards packed with horny, desparate, lovesick and mostly emo 15 year olds who think they can solve the problems of the world and somehow solve their own in the proces...this isnt a counselling site...get off your ass and solve it yourself

...life goes on...

 

[hfis]

much better to destroy your exboyfriend until he is so broken he will never be happy.

Fuck you, you pathetic harlot.

 

[TheHarlequinMan]

you're talking to Toods here!

mods, ban please!

like i said, life goes on...i speak sense you know...

whats banning anyway? it involves?

 

[hfis]

like i said, life goes on...i speak sense you know...

whats banning anyway? it involves?

Drinking the blood of virgins on the winter solstice and/or having to register a new account. I missed your previous post - you were right about everything you said.

 

[*~Dazed~*]

god you are such a bitch toodulu!!!!!

 

[jumb]

oh but jumb, trying to pick up on the rebound is not healthy, much better to destroy your exboyfriend until he is so broken he will never be happy.

anyway, i didn't mean what would you do to get back at someone after a break up, i mean actually doing the breaking up.

i know the CD thing is bad, that's what makes it so good. imagine what it'd be like to listen to your CDs, and it's not completely damaged, but in the middle of a song it'll start jumping. and that's the case with every CD you've bought since you were 10. it's got to be in the top 10 worst things you can do to a person.

... erm good thing this internet thing is anonymous. i'm not really a bad person in real life. really.

You're so bitter. Stop putting the blame on him for the fact that you're a bitch.

If you don't like him, then break up and don't ever see him again. Spiteful break ups are a waste of time.