.... essential for ne hsc student.... (1 Viewer)

[imsooverskool]

guys if ur stessing bout da hsc just sing dis to urself it works... seriously


AN ODE TO REVISON (sung to the tune of I Will Survive)

At first I was afraid, I was petrified!
Kept thinking I could never pass without revision guides,

But then I spent so many nights, getting all the questions wrong,
And I grew strong,
And I learned how to scrape along,

I won't look back, to any place,
When I can swallow 15 shots and get completely off my face,

I would have spent all day at work, I would have had no spare time free,
If I'd thought for just one second my exams would bother me,

So all my notes, are on the floor,
Don't even matter... that there's no Comedy night anymore...

Weren't you the one who tried to get me to revise?
You think I'd crumble?
You think I'd work towards the skies?

Oh no, not I!
I won't revise!

Unless I die from alcohol, I know I'll stay alive,

Though my money's at an end,
I've my overdraft to spend,
I won't revise,
I won't revise!!

It took all the strength I had, not to act the part,
But in the end my real revision didn't even start.

I used to sit at home at night, feeling guilty to myself,
I used to try,
But now hold my head up high,

And you see me! Somebody new!
I'm not that mixed up weird person who wants a good 99.2
So if you feel like dropping in, chances are that I'll be free,
Coz I've done fuck all revision, and I'll fail my HSC,

Oh no, not I!
I won't revise,

I think that I may scrape a third, but I could be telling lies!
Let theteachers all scorn,
My bed's far too nice and warm,

I won't revise,
I won't revise, yeah yeah!

 

[jm1234567890]

lol, that is quite good

 

[toisthbe]

is it possible to FAIL hsc?
if u actually work a little bit at home, thats impossbile!

 

[Chand]

lol..good one..sounds like ur so over the hsc urself

 

[LaZy_KoReAn]

LOL

 

[spark]

LMAOOOOOOOO

Reminds me so much of one of my mates who I'm constantly screaming at to study. Such a brain am I..

 

[LaZy_KoReAn]

LoL, SCREAM at me to study it will NEVER WORK

 

[spark]

It is painful to see someone just moaning and groaning over their shit assessment marks when you know they did not study for it!

Study for feelgood vibes =D

 

[LaZy_KoReAn]

even if i do or not study

i always receive similar marks

 

[spark]

No feelgood vibes for you =/

Studying like shithouse for my trials lifted all my marks up. Woohoo! I'm so frelling motivated =P

 

[LaZy_KoReAn]

LoL thats good

 

[Butterfly_Wings]

Hehe, I love that song.
Someone posted a similar one in the UNI forum...It was the same tune and the same basic gist, but I think the words were slightly different...I guess thats whats happens after circling the e-mail rounds a few times hundred times over. (Can't be arsed to go looking for it though.)

 

[iambored]

haha!

 

[pri]

hehehehehe

I love it

Its sooo going in the yr 12 graduation
performance!

 

[Juliet]

hahahahaha! that was da best!!! mmmm Yr 12 Revue material...

 

[kimmeh]

ahahaha u must be bored

 

[LaZy_KoReAn]

im bored, and i should be panicking about the impending doom of the HSC, but i don't seem to care, im so dead

 

[Dash]

I was reading that song in school just the other day...

Is pretty good.... Pure genious!

 

[LaZy_KoReAn]

Originally posted by Dash
I was reading that song in school just the other day...

Is pretty good.... Pure genious!

LoL i agree

 

[puffkenny]

hahahaha u should write a song for your creatve response,(if you have the freedom) no jk mate