Chemistry is boring (1 Viewer)

[abdooooo!!!]

IT'S OFFICIAL : CHEMISTRY LECTURES ARE A YAWN.
October 9, 1995

A scientist has come up with proof of something students have known for years -- chemistry lectures are boring. In an article published in the current issue of Chemistry in Britain, a university chemistry lecturer introduced a guest lecturer to a class of 50 doctoral candidates.

Then, he and his colleagues studied variations in what he calls the HTFDR -- "head-to-floor distance reduction." After about an hour , the average HTFDR dropped from 135cm to 121cm, said the author of the study, who preferred to remain anonymous.

The HTFDR immediately bounced back to normal when the speaker uttered the magic words: "And in conclusion . . ."

so who is doing chemistry in uni?

 

[Xayma]

Umm one question based on that, why did the Head-to-floor distance reduction drop from 135cm to 121cm shouldnt it be the head-to-floor distance dropped from 135cm to 121cm, and the Head-to-floor distance reduction would be 14cm.

 

[abdooooo!!!]

LOL. hahaha... thats because reduction is chem... but distance is phy.

 

[BlackJack]

Lol, I'd wager that the students were barely awake in the first place. Many uni students never are.

 

[iambored]

lol

well have they tried this on high school students?

 

[mercury]

LOL, if this is trialled in NSW then rather than 135cm to 121cm, we won't even be able to get much of a measurement

 

[abdooooo!!!]

is UNSW that boring? hahaha... students with faces on the floor drooling and thinking about killing hobbits.

 

[Xayma]

What is with you and your Hobbit hating... what did they ever do to you.

 

[abdooooo!!!]

hobbits = environmental damage.

 

[evilc]

reduction = just another word for calculation with heights, it is surveying jargon

 

[Xayma]

Originally posted by abdooooo!!!
hobbits = environmental damage.

Go get FOTR:SEDVDE and you will "but all hobbits have a love of things that grow"

 

[abdooooo!!!]

Originally posted by Xayma
FOTR:SEDVDE

now that i don't understand.

 

[Xayma]

Fellowship of the Ring: Special Extended DVD Edition

 

[abdooooo!!!]

Originally posted by Xayma
Fellowship of the Ring: Special Extended DVD Edition

lol. loyal cult follower.

 

[Xayma]

quiet you, better then worshipping the writers of textbooks.

 

[Constip8edSkunk]

 

[abdooooo!!!]

ahahaha. i knew it. them evil bastards. even Mr Matrix man thinks so.

 

[Xayma]

ROFL. Is it me or are they both extremley unemotional the program version of him has more emotion.

 

[peony]

Originally posted by abdooooo!!!
so who is doing chemistry in uni?

Not me

 

[victorling]

i did chemistry for my hsc
but i am doing it for my uni