I thought I might post a few pieces of advice that might benefit you all. Anybody with Uni experience, feel free to add add in some more hard won lessons.
Lecturers know
You might think that you are essentially anonymous in a lecture theatre of 150 people - unless you draw attention to yourself. You are wrong. Lecturers do notice when the numbers of people in classes drop off, and come to recognise most people who attend - not by name, but they recognise people nonetheless. As a consequence, they know who has not been attending. I know one academic whose attitude if you need help is "if you didn't bother to attend my lectures, I can't be bothered wasting my time helping you".
Your teachers are not stupid
By this, I mean all of your teachers, including demonstrators, tutors, etc. When you copy lab work, and it has the same mistakes as the last three people we marked, we notice. When 5 assignments in a row change a '+' to a '-' in the same step, we notice. When you haven't done the set reading, and are trying to make something up on the spot, we notice. Whether something gets done about it or not will depend on circumstances and seriousness - but don't ever think we don't know. It's insulting to our intelligence, and ultimately makes us a lot less helpful.
Oh, and on essay subjects - the academics are all computer literate. If you can find it on Google, so can they - and plagiarism and academic misconduct are taken very seriously.
University Administration can screw up anything
Believe me when I say there is nothing that cannot be screwed up by the administration. That means that you should check every piece of paper they send you, and you should keep every piece of paper they send you. Have a file, and keep it all together - you never know when you might need it. Let me illustrate with an example:
A couple of years ago, I got my enrollment paperwork. This showed two things that surprised me. Apparently, at some point during the year, I had invented a time machine. This was the only possible way I could possibly have organised for my own date of birth to have changed from the date listed on the paperwork the year before. Even more surprisingly, I had had a sex change - a procedure I felt sure I would have noticed occuring. In this age of computers, I have no idea how or why these changes were made, but nonetheless they were, and it was nessary for me to get them corrected. Which brings me to:
Any process that can be completed with two pieces of paper can be completed more slowly with ten
If you haven't noticed this one yet, don't worry. You will.
Fixing the above problem involved a letter, my enrollment paperwork, the previous years enrollment paperwork, my birth certificate (certified as being a true copy by a JP, of course) and several discussions - including one where I was told that what I was describing could not have happened (despite the evidence of the paperwork itself!), and another where we discussed whether my birth certificate was sufficient proof of my gender, or whether we needed to establish that I had not, in fact, had a sex change ("Changing information like this is highly unusual" - this about my request to have it fixed. I said I could prove it hadn't changed, but that I don't do that sort of thing in public. This comment was met with a blank look.)
If it isn't on paper, it never happened
Get everything on paper, and I mean everything. This will be your only defence when things go wrong, and believe me, something will go wrong at some point. If you have to hand in forms, keep a copy (preferably taken after it is signed by whoever had to sign it). Keep a copy of assignments. If you have a conversation at which an important (course-wise) decision is made, follow it up with an email (Dear Dr X, Following on from our discussion today, I understand that we have agreed that Y. Would you please email me a confirmation that my understanding is correct? Thanks, ...) - this technique minimises work for the academic involved, as they can just hit reply and add a "yes", and gives you the fabled piece of paper.
As an example, I was sick and missed a large chunk of lab at one point . When I returned (with medical certificates, etc), I spoke to the academic in charge of the lab (who happened to be Head of School) about what lab work I needed to do. Despite this, the Lab Director decided to handle special consideration in a different way, resulting in my getting 0 for some pracs that I was told not to bother doing. Ultimately, it was only the notes in my lab book (in the Head of School's handwriting) that made the Lab Director agree to abide by what I was told to do.
It is always your fault, even when it's their fault
The only exception to this rule is if you can prove (on paper) that it isn't your fault. My sex and d.o.b. changing was my fault - even though the administration made the changes. My not doing what the Lab Director wanted in the case above was my fault - even though I spoke to the academic in charge on the day of my return, who was also Head of School.
Oh, I could go on, but I'll stop now. I'm sure I could add more examples, which I will if people want them, but I do encourage you to learn from my (and, no doubt) others experience. It'll make your life at Uni easier in the end.
Lecturers know
You might think that you are essentially anonymous in a lecture theatre of 150 people - unless you draw attention to yourself. You are wrong. Lecturers do notice when the numbers of people in classes drop off, and come to recognise most people who attend - not by name, but they recognise people nonetheless. As a consequence, they know who has not been attending. I know one academic whose attitude if you need help is "if you didn't bother to attend my lectures, I can't be bothered wasting my time helping you".
Your teachers are not stupid
By this, I mean all of your teachers, including demonstrators, tutors, etc. When you copy lab work, and it has the same mistakes as the last three people we marked, we notice. When 5 assignments in a row change a '+' to a '-' in the same step, we notice. When you haven't done the set reading, and are trying to make something up on the spot, we notice. Whether something gets done about it or not will depend on circumstances and seriousness - but don't ever think we don't know. It's insulting to our intelligence, and ultimately makes us a lot less helpful.
Oh, and on essay subjects - the academics are all computer literate. If you can find it on Google, so can they - and plagiarism and academic misconduct are taken very seriously.
University Administration can screw up anything
Believe me when I say there is nothing that cannot be screwed up by the administration. That means that you should check every piece of paper they send you, and you should keep every piece of paper they send you. Have a file, and keep it all together - you never know when you might need it. Let me illustrate with an example:
A couple of years ago, I got my enrollment paperwork. This showed two things that surprised me. Apparently, at some point during the year, I had invented a time machine. This was the only possible way I could possibly have organised for my own date of birth to have changed from the date listed on the paperwork the year before. Even more surprisingly, I had had a sex change - a procedure I felt sure I would have noticed occuring. In this age of computers, I have no idea how or why these changes were made, but nonetheless they were, and it was nessary for me to get them corrected. Which brings me to:
Any process that can be completed with two pieces of paper can be completed more slowly with ten
If you haven't noticed this one yet, don't worry. You will.
Fixing the above problem involved a letter, my enrollment paperwork, the previous years enrollment paperwork, my birth certificate (certified as being a true copy by a JP, of course) and several discussions - including one where I was told that what I was describing could not have happened (despite the evidence of the paperwork itself!), and another where we discussed whether my birth certificate was sufficient proof of my gender, or whether we needed to establish that I had not, in fact, had a sex change ("Changing information like this is highly unusual" - this about my request to have it fixed. I said I could prove it hadn't changed, but that I don't do that sort of thing in public. This comment was met with a blank look.)
If it isn't on paper, it never happened
Get everything on paper, and I mean everything. This will be your only defence when things go wrong, and believe me, something will go wrong at some point. If you have to hand in forms, keep a copy (preferably taken after it is signed by whoever had to sign it). Keep a copy of assignments. If you have a conversation at which an important (course-wise) decision is made, follow it up with an email (Dear Dr X, Following on from our discussion today, I understand that we have agreed that Y. Would you please email me a confirmation that my understanding is correct? Thanks, ...) - this technique minimises work for the academic involved, as they can just hit reply and add a "yes", and gives you the fabled piece of paper.
As an example, I was sick and missed a large chunk of lab at one point . When I returned (with medical certificates, etc), I spoke to the academic in charge of the lab (who happened to be Head of School) about what lab work I needed to do. Despite this, the Lab Director decided to handle special consideration in a different way, resulting in my getting 0 for some pracs that I was told not to bother doing. Ultimately, it was only the notes in my lab book (in the Head of School's handwriting) that made the Lab Director agree to abide by what I was told to do.
It is always your fault, even when it's their fault
The only exception to this rule is if you can prove (on paper) that it isn't your fault. My sex and d.o.b. changing was my fault - even though the administration made the changes. My not doing what the Lab Director wanted in the case above was my fault - even though I spoke to the academic in charge on the day of my return, who was also Head of School.
Oh, I could go on, but I'll stop now. I'm sure I could add more examples, which I will if people want them, but I do encourage you to learn from my (and, no doubt) others experience. It'll make your life at Uni easier in the end.
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