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spiralshock

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Can someone explain to me what is mean't for 1st, 2nd, 3rd base or anything else related to this?
Thanx in advance
 

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1 = hookup, pashing
2 = hands only (mutual masturbation etc.)
3 = oral sex
4 = sex
 
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Use the search function, this threads been done many times.

In answer to your question.
 

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Urban Dictionary does a good job of covering this issue. According to it,

1st Base: To make out or French kiss.

2nd Base: "touching of other peoples private areas"

3rd Base: 3rd Base is getting either a Hand Job, Fingering or Oral Sex. Can also be used as foreplay before sex or just a Sexual activity without having to actually have full Sexual Intercourse

4th Base: sex

5th Base: butt sex, ass banging, corn-holio

6th Base: bragging to ya friends to maek em feel jealous [sic]

7th Base: When you climb inside each other from the 69er position.

8th Base: the act of having sexual intercourse with an entire farm and then the farmer

9th Base: Fingering a girl with one's big toe OR to get pummelled up the bunghole by a random stranger

10th Base: For all those people out there who keep typing in base numbers , there isn't anything past this. (not really a base, then)

11th Base: Sex in the shower (with the shower on of course)

12th Base: Giving foot and or boob jobs with 2 or more people.

13th Base: when you have intercourse and you end up getting warts, aids, and every other STd you can think of.

14th Base: plain and simple...fisting!

15th Base: threesome with parents OR Ramming a girl with a pool cue then beating her father over the head with it.

16th Base: having butt-sex with a goat (I thought that'd be covered by 8th base)

17th Base: Group sex with your parents and your parents parents.

18th Base: growing a penis or vagina and having sex with yourself

19th Base: having sex with an inanimate object yet still reaching an orgasm. the object must also orgasm.

20th Base: giving yourself a blowjob and then your penis blows up.
 

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I've been stuck on First base for quite a while now.
 

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Captain Gh3y said:
Urban Dictionary does a good job of covering this issue. According to it,

15th Base:Ramming a girl with a pool cue then beating her father over the head with it.
lol. And i'd like to see that show ^.
 

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Captain Gh3y said:
Urban Dictionary does a good job of covering this issue. According to it,

1st Base: To make out or French kiss.

2nd Base: "touching of other peoples private areas"

3rd Base: 3rd Base is getting either a Hand Job, Fingering or Oral Sex. Can also be used as foreplay before sex or just a Sexual activity without having to actually have full Sexual Intercourse

4th Base: sex

5th Base: butt sex, ass banging, corn-holio

6th Base: bragging to ya friends to maek em feel jealous [sic]

7th Base: When you climb inside each other from the 69er position.

8th Base: the act of having sexual intercourse with an entire farm and then the farmer

9th Base: Fingering a girl with one's big toe OR to get pummelled up the bunghole by a random stranger

10th Base: For all those people out there who keep typing in base numbers , there isn't anything past this. (not really a base, then)

11th Base: Sex in the shower (with the shower on of course)

12th Base: Giving foot and or boob jobs with 2 or more people.

13th Base: when you have intercourse and you end up getting warts, aids, and every other STd you can think of.

14th Base: plain and simple...fisting!

15th Base: threesome with parents OR Ramming a girl with a pool cue then beating her father over the head with it.

16th Base: having butt-sex with a goat (I thought that'd be covered by 8th base)

17th Base: Group sex with your parents and your parents parents.

18th Base: growing a penis or vagina and having sex with yourself

19th Base: having sex with an inanimate object yet still reaching an orgasm. the object must also orgasm.

20th Base: giving yourself a blowjob and then your penis blows up.
Hahaha! <3 urban dictionary. It's the dirty retarded brother of wikipedia.
 

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what971 said:
I've been stuck on First base for quite a while now.
Its cool i feel your pain im sure 1st base is pretty crowded dont worry lol.How old are u btw if you dont mind me asking feel free to slap me for asking your age:)
 

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Captain Gh3y said:
19th Base: having sex with an inanimate object yet still reaching an orgasm. the object must also orgasm.
man i nearly pissed my self when i read that...
 

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hahahahahahaha ramming a girl with a pool cue, and beating her father over the head with it.... i need to shake that guys hand.
 

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"Dry humping/fucking" is something I have never arrived at comprehending.


Can someone please explain this to me?

Is it just doing the movements of sexual intercourse but with clothes on? If so I totally don't understand why the fuck you would do that, it sounds fucking gross.

Or does it refer to chicks dirty dancing with you at a club where they rub their "bits" against your "bits".
 

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Egronk said:
"Dry humping/fucking" is something I have never arrived at comprehending.


Can someone please explain this to me?

Is it just doing the movements of sexual intercourse but with clothes on? If so I totally don't understand why the fuck you would do that, it sounds fucking gross.

Or does it refer to chicks dirty dancing with you at a club where they rub their "bits" against your "bits".
Um... just try it one day. It sounds weird but isn't that weird actually
 

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