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So THAT'S why my Jesus is so angry.

Hey man, that bitch was eating MY curds and whey. Mine. Who the fuck steals curds and whey anyhow? I hope that spider killed her with its poison. And watch out, my Jesus is the reason that Waldo is hiding. He ate Waldo's children in a Filet O' Child sandwich.

I read something about contraception once: "Vin Diesel doesn't believe in rubber condoms. Instead, he sticks his penis in a girl, and uses that girl as a condom while fucking another".

Fuck! I can be intelligent too! I know big words! Like... fuck. And I'm NOT a giant vagina... except on thursdays. But hey! At least i won't be lying at the bottom of a fuckin' glacier with Little Miss Muffet after being roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris.

Whitney Houston can eat my shit. She's a whore. She loves the drugs a little too much. Sometimes i wonder if her singing too high could cause her fragile nose to break. Oh right, this is an argument: *ahem* Fuck you. Jesus hates you. My one. He hates you so much that he's coming down off his...

Haha, fuk u, u told me 2 rite it.

I agree. I'm gonna be in a country where it's constantly raining. I will probably get fungal infections from having to wear shoes 24/7. I will spend an entire 6 months wishing i was warm. BUT AT LEAST IT'LL BE BETTER THAN SCHOOL! FUCK YEAH ONLY ONE EXAM LEFT!

Women shuld just lern 2 lyk that

Judging by yore pictur i can c why ...but i'll still do u if u lyk