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I'd be less worried about my back then other parts that would also be understrain

Guy: "You look fat in those pants" Chick: "EXCUSE ME!" Guy: "Wanna Dance? :D "

Look babe, can you walk past again after ive had a few beers.

Well, while im bringing up odd things, this one is called the toilet (also read in the same place as the cork screw) The dude lays on his back with hit legs up in the air as if he's making a chair, with his butt and thighs the base and he knee to ankles the back rest, and then "ajusts...

Well you are right, if it did work it would have to be.........

*Never said I've tried it* Just read it once

As long as it dosent slip out :cool:

Ok then, how about the untimate corkscrew?!?!? Picture one stationary while the other does a *SLOW* carwheel

Sex in cars is over-rated to the max, im sorry i elaberated on it earlier

http://www.car-sex-positions.com/ That is fucking halerious, its not really educational, just funny for the pictures

Its ok you can cry me a river later

hahahaha just joking

hahahaha, na i was saying in general

Dang! You've gotta find a cleaner bitch, one that comes from an area where showers are customary

Guy : "hey, my magic watch is telling me that your wearing any underware, is it accurate?" Girl : "lol, no i am wearing underware" Guy :"Damn, must be half an hour fast again" --------- Guy : "Would you root me for a million dollars" Girl : (hopefully) "yes" Guy : "How about...

Agreed..... cars suck ass. Anywhere thats cramped sucks, thats why the GREAT OUTDOORS is such a popular place they named a show after it

What ever happened to a good old fashioned kicking in the balls? lol:p Just sit down and think of what they've got that you dont, stroking a beard usually helps whilst doing this.... Then work on it, and get a badass revenge technique to make *this* their weakness

*sorry, falcons work better Asquithian* Na, it works well depending on how your front seat reclines, in larger cars or most 4 door cars they dont do it as well as little bitch cars that only have two doors and have those wierd seats that have the handle and the seat goes foward and also slides...

Sedans work fine... If your only there for a quicky and youve got a little bitch car you can whack it out with a missionary on the front passenger if you put the seat right back (depending on how far it will go and at what angle the back seat will affect it) or just get a good car like a falcon...

My first CD ever was Queens Greatest Hits, and no one can knock that because everone knows the ENTIRE Bohemian Rhapsody lyrics