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comrade

heh, that's a funny joke women don't need to drive in the kitchen

I don't believe you understand what he was implying ...

by sticking it up my ass?

thx but: ?

this happened last night. i bled last week where could i get one?

We had sex last week and she carfully took the condom off me and saw there was blood on it, she looked at it closer and said it was inside the condom,.it came from me! i said no when you took it off it went inside out when but she said it looked like i blew my load and its filled with blood. it...

oh shit

how could i do this? do i crush it up?

she wont do it!!

who or what is a riproot?

i hope she isn't preggers i don't want a bammy

i am the only loaf who has damperd her hushpuppy

im serious!!!! she doesn't know that i did that im in so much shit!!

Okay so me and my girlfriend were messing about then when i put the condom on i realised it was the other way round so i flipped it and put it on correctly and had sex, is it possible my gf got pregnant, we had sex once before that, so i may have had precum on the tip of my penis, my girlfriend...

it was only a matter of time haha

OP is super hot

ew

fucking referring to this m8

c'mon it's bos