lulz at waiting till marriage
"OH MAN IM HAVING SEX! HEY THIS FEELS KINDA GOOD.. WONDER IF SHES GOOD AT HEAD OR BAD SINCE I HAVE NO COMPARISON..."*cheats*
Only if you think they did a really good job? Tipping doesn't really happen in Australia. after they do the tattoo gush and be all "OMG OMG IT'S SO WONDERFUL I COULD HUG YOU DO YOU ACCEPT TIPS PLZ LET ME TIP U" and then tip them.
haha teachers @ my school would be like "dont waste food"
what i look for in the opposite sex really and truly:
someone who does not fit any of the standards on my list, because i never want to fall in love (because i have a fear of commitment)
so really my only criteria is 1/ fun 2/ hot 3/...
at the beach
"babe dont worry that you're wearing shorts cuz theres always fat chix wearing bikinis"
"babe dont wear makeup next time"
*i dont wear makeup*
"um baby whats wrong with your face today?"
haha fucking asshole.
i think id trade hawkesbury for here.
my school was banned from grade sport for like 15 years
then they brought it back this year
low and behold
there were punchons @ every school we competed with
cops got involved
banned again
oh and the time 2 guys broke into merrylands high school and...