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Chem Teacher: You people have to learn this stuff! It's not going to drift into you through osmosis or diffusion! *laughs at own joke* Also, this was hilarious: The other day I was walking down the corridor and because it was early day, there were no students around. I heard the voice of the...

ROFL!!! :rofl: Just yesterday I was in geography and my teacher was trying to be heaps smart and read really fast so that we would have to read the sheet as well to avoid not understanding (cos usually we just ignore him) and when he reached the word 'fluctuations' he accidentally said...

This isn't a funny quote, but the other day my teacher came into class and everyone was rofl-ing as soon as they looked up; he looked so confused. We were laughing because he was wearing this gross brown shirt that had these really bright, white spots all over it. It looked like a freaking...

Once my teacher went on quite an impressive rant about being safe on the internet and someone said that she didn't know what she was talking about, so she yelled very loudly "I know exactly what MyFace and Spacebook are, even idiots know that!" We never let her forget it.

Interesting...what subject did this teacher teach?

Lol, once we had an Asian sub and his writing was really messy so we asked what it said (it was his name), and so he wrote it in Chinese. So we were like 'Oh, we don't read Chinese' Then he turned to us and was like 'Well you better learn, because when all of Asia invades Australia, what are you...

*roars with laughter* That is so funny!!!

Sounds like my bio teacher. Hahaha.

Be careful, this may be the lamest pun you've ever heard: Science Teacher: *having told us nine lame puns already* Mahatma <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas:contacts" /><st1:Sn w:st="on">Gandhi</st1:Sn>, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive...

Dude...Manly hasn't been proven. DNA came back negative and there are so many holes in their plot. Manly doesn't (yet) fit into that category either. I'm not counting it out, and I know that if he did it, he should be punished, but lets not accuse him before its been proven. (This is coming...

Not a teacher quote, but funny anyway: Girl hosting talent fest while lights were dimmed: And now we have a song called "[Whatever the song was called, idk]" by Jessica C**t ...I mean Jessica Cant. Student 1: *talking about music* I play the guitar, piano, saxophone and trumpet. Student 2...

That is deadset one of the funniest things I've ever heard!

Hi, yeah, that's me (I got rid of the other account). I totally agree with you, I thought about those things too and so I have changed to society's dependance on different road structures and how they affect the community (i.e. when freeways are blocked there are massive delays, road collapses...

Maths Teacher: Have you never seen sum and difference of two cubes? Class: *non-committal mumbling* Maths Teacher: *totally serious voice* Well, this is a momentous day! *pause* Student: What the fuck are you talking about? Me: *having asthma attack* Friends: Sir, she's having an...

A few years ago the guys at my school glad wrapped a few kids to the poles around the school and they couldn't get down. Also, at my friend's school, they all got there early with heaps of newspapers then scrunched the paper up and threw it into an open window until it filled the entire office...

I have a few funny ones English teacher: "How do you spell 'synthesis'? I'm a terrible speller." Student: "I've been doing drama for nine years" Same English Teacher: "You must be a pretty slow learner then." Principal: "Sorry, the microwave isn't working too well...I mean microphone...I...