don't worry bro i can completely relate to what you did.
sometimes people just need that little helping hand/sharpened knife in order to get them to awaken to their/your sexual desires.
Re: Weirdest place you have masturbated?
I seem to have struck a nerve...
[edit:] HAHAHAHA, no wonder, you go to Stannies. A few of my friends work there. I bet the priests worked you over real good...