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sounds like a real winner

eleven hundred

pretty sure you would've noticed if you were allergic to nuts

um :uhoh:

objective

yeah but it's not like a normal keypad where you can tell, by touch, where the keys are and which ones to press to spell shit without looking. i used to text entire messages without even looking at the screen :uhoh: then again i'm a girl and we can't drive for shit and should be in the kitchen...

it's pretty much impossible to text on iphones while driving, but when i'm stopped at traffic lights or whatever i'll text or fuck around with whatever song i'm playing

why? i think people that are totally serious and call each other boyfriend and girlfriend, having never met each other and only having seen pictures on their computers .. that's kinda weird, because you genuinely don't know how they are irl. but if you happen to come across someone on the net...

sluts. also the last chick in the first post .. who the fuck thought modelling was an excellent career move for her

omg loser

what lol the gwen stefani one is awesome, i'll probably cry and buy like ten bottles if they ever stop making it

lollllllllllllllllll

very

sure it is

fuck yeah paramore sidewaves yeah, i am 13 years old

Re: what do u look for in a bf/gf? well you're doing well on both counts there champion

so hard with my girls not around me, it's definitely not a nashville party

ahahahahaha

let me help you out of your chair grandma

"what, you wouldn't want to be with a girl with an oversized clit?" "no, because the next step is a dude with an undersized dick"