Are you a Screamer or are you quiet? (1 Viewer)

[Callofduty2]

someone's horny tonight...

 

[iamsickofyear12]

vocal chicks = awesome
vocal guys - weird

 

[Callofduty2]

do you do both?

 

[iamsickofyear12]

do you do both?

No.

 

[hiphophooray123]

iamsickofyear12: are you being sarcastic for the lulz or do you actually have retarded double standards?

 

[Stevo.]

I like to get progressively more demeaning with the things I say to see how long it takes for them to get pissed off.

Lois: Honey, what do you say we uh...christen these new sheets, huh?
Peter: Why Lois Griffin, you naughty girl.
Lois: Hehehe...that's me.
Peter: You dirty hustler.
Lois: Hehehehe...
Peter: You filthy, stinky prostitute.
Lois: Aha, ok I get it...
Peter: You foul, venereal disease carrying, street walking whore.
Lois: Alright, that's enough!

 

[iamsickofyear12]

iamsickofyear12: are you being sarcastic for the lulz or do you actually have retarded double standards?

How is it a double standard... it's just an opinion. Vocal girls are hot. Vocal guys just sound kind of stupid.

 

[Legham]

I'm more of a whistler.

:rofl: picturing that made me lol.

 

[hiphophooray123]

:rofl: picturing that made me lol.

picturing politik having sex wouldn't make me lol.

 

[Retrovertigo]

It's like a baguette.

Crusty?

 

[Captain Gh3y]

It's like a baguette.

American Baguette?

 

[Ennaybur]

i love to scream out loud re: ny bf's penissssssssssss


its mamoth like an actual mamoth


wne he's got a penis invading thje circumfrebne of hius penisssssssss

it like the diameter of the cicumfrence of penis an penises


and tyen on day i grew a vagina and i decided to hold it ijn my po ckjetbook when lou reed was alive

it gpt hair oni it al curl y and tihck like and actual mamoth.

 

[Ennaybur]

i love to scream out loud re: ny bf's penissssssssssss


its mamoth like an actual mamoth


wne he's got a penis invading thje circumfrebne of hius penisssssssss

it like the diameter of the cicumfrence of penis an penises


and tyen on day i grew a vagina and i decided to hold it ijn my po ckjetbook when lou reed was alive

it gpt hair oni it al curl y and tihck like and actual mamoth.

hahah okay, who the fuck wrote this? lol

 

[Legham]

hahah okay, who the fuck wrote this? lol

You wrote it, silly. Don't act as though it was someone else!

 

[Ennaybur]

I DO remember the words being said.. I'm a little foggy on who said them to who .. and where I was at the time.

 

[AlleyCat]

me and zoe.

but i hadnt realised how funny it was until i read it then. lou reed? wtf zoe thats hilarious!

<3

EDIT: my contribution were the mammoth sections, and some of the mathematics...

 

[williamc]

hold my breath.

pfft, u werent doing that last night.

 

[Ennaybur]

lolol

to the above two posts.

 

[R3volver]

Lol silent sex ftw.

=P

 

[Queenroot]

wow