4 unit maths terms...joking :) (3 Viewers)

[tacogym27101990]

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The Si function is used in signal processing and by surveyors for GPS.

Si(x) = ∫^x f(t) dt
where f(t) = sin t / t if t doesn't equal 0
and f(t) = 1 if t = 0

Si has a stationary point at π but you can classify this stationary point if you want.

no one cares, it was a joke

 

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Q: What is the physicist's definition of a vector space?
A: A set V satisfying the axiom that for any x in V, x has a little arrow drawn over it

OMG that's how I thought of vectorspaces when I studied them this semester.

no one cares, it was a joke

jokes can b srs bzness cunt

 

[addikaye03]

Re: random jokes from my teacher

mr darcy rocks...hes the best for random jokes (i've had hime since yr 9)...here are some of the 'better' ones

*when teaching us about asymptotes*
girls, one day you'll have a boyfriend and you'll have to tell him to asypmtote, he can get close but never touch
*when asymptotes started cutting the axis*
girls, we've gotten to an age now when we are allowed to touch occasionally

what did the oak tee say to the grass?
Gee-om-a-tree

what do you call guy who has sat in the sun too long?
Tan-gent

black holes are where god divided by zero

what did the parrot say to his owner?
polly-gone

erm...thats all i can remeber for now..but ill come back when i remember more

On the last day of school we got a sheet of them, including the latter. I WISH I COULD FIND! if i do, ill post up

 

[adan875]

Mine is not that funny but here it is.

It is suggested that mathematics not be attempted under the influence, as it is difficult to drink and derive at the same time.

 

[Aquawhite]

Uhh, I already posted this video on the thread 'you know you're doing too much maths when...' but whatever.

Follow the lyrics in the info box.

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This is probably one of my all time favourite videos on YouTube.

 

[ilikebeeef]

"No Study = Fail
Study = No Fail

Therefore, Study + No Study = Fail + No Fail

Study (No + 1) = Fail (No + 1)

Hence, Study = Fail"

 

[cutemouse]

hey! = hey(hey-1)(hey-2)...(3)(2)1

 

[ilikebeeef]

hey! = hey(hey-1)(hey-2)...(3)(2)1 :d

lol

 

[Trebla]

"No Study = Fail
Study = No Fail

Therefore, Study + No Study = Fail + No Fail

Study (No + 1) = Fail (No + 1)

Hence, Study = Fail"

This implies that
No Study = Study = Fail = No Fail
lol

 

[Trebla]

One that I particularly like (because the end result is actually true haha):

 

[ilikebeeef]

This implies that
No Study = Study = Fail = No Fail
lol

Yep, pretty much.

 

[ilikebeeef]

One that I particularly like (because the end result is actually true haha):

Lol that's the one on your avatar.

 

[Juggernaut K96]

i see ...

Don't you think "maths' humour" is a rare comidity and should be preserved in the "extracirricular" area.

*hi 5*

 

[P.T.F.E]

mark arnold???

what textbook does he write..??
I know Graham and Denise Arnold wrote the cambridge 4unit..

YEAH i wondering this cause Graham and Denise Arnold was a massive class joke... o the laughs.... what one did mar right and please tell me they are related

 

[kaz1]

YEAH i wondering this cause Graham and Denise Arnold was a massive class joke... o the laughs.... what one did mar right and please tell me they are related

Mark Arnold is Denise and Graham Arnold's son. Funny thing is Mark was my 3unit teacher and his mother Denise was my 4unit teacher.

 

[P.T.F.E]

Mark Arnold is Denise and Graham Arnold's son. Funny thing is Mark was my 3unit teacher and his mother Denise was my 4unit teacher.

OMG u serious... haha we had the biggest jkes last year about Arnolds. pretty much celebs in the classroom.


ok well i have one

"How many time can u subtract 7 from 83, and what is left afterwards?
You can subtract it as many times u want ad it will leave 76 every time"

 

[cutemouse]

Mark Arnold is Denise and Graham Arnold's son. Funny thing is Mark was my 3unit teacher and his mother Denise was my 4unit teacher.

Their book is shocking for Mechanics :|

 

[cutemouse]

Their book is shocking, full stop. It is useful for revision purposes, but not for learning.

The questions are alright for volumes and conics, especially if your school uses CSSA trials. But I heard that they're getting scrapped anyway in favour of Bill Pender.

 

[gr_111]

At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a
public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney general John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being
charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-gebra is a
fearsome cult," Ashcroft said. "They desire average solutions by means and
extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value.
They use secret code names like "x" and "y" and refer to themselves as
"unknowns", but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of
the axis of evil with coordinates in every country. "As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, there are 3 sides to every triangle," Ashcroft declared.

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes. I am gratified that our government has given us a sine
that it is intent on protracting us from these math-dogs who are willing to
dis-integrate us with calculus disregard. Murky statisticians love to inflict plane on every sphere of influence," the President said, adding: "Under the circumferences, we must differentiate their roots, make our point, and draw the line."

President Bush warned, "These weapons of math instruction have the potential
to decimal everything in their math on a scalene never before seen unless we
become exponents of a Higher Power and begin to factor in random facts of
vertex."

Attorney General Ashcroft said, "As our Great Leader would say, read my
ellipse. Here is one principle he is uncertainty of: though they continue to multiply, their days are numbered as the hypotenuse tightens around their
necks....."

Whole thread is hilarious but ^ is great! ROFL!

Here's mine: (bit lame)
Two statisticians are out hunting when one of them sees a duck. The first takes aim and shoots, but the bullet goes sailing past six inches too high. The second statistician also takes aim and shoots, but this time the bullet goes sailing past six inches too low. The two statisticians then give one another high fives and exclaim, "Got him!"

 

[gr_111]

Another one, also a bit lame:

There are three men on a train. One of them is an economist and one of them is a logician and one of them is a mathematician. And they have just crossed the border into Scotland and they see a brown cow standing in a field from the window of the train (and the cow is standing parallel to the train). And the economist says, 'Look, the cows in Scotland are brown.' And the logician says, 'No. There are cows in Scotland of which at least one is brown.' And the mathematician says, 'No. There is at least one cow in Scotland, of which one side appears to be brown.