what if (2 Viewers)

[boris]

all religions are right

and there is a separate dimension containing multiple heavens etc and the respective gods are always at war with each other idk

 

[kaz1]

atheists lose out when they die. No 72 virgins for them.

 

[SnowFox]

Blood for the Blood god?

 

[boris]

and the religions compete with each other to get the most supporters in order to win the heaven war 2

 

[Bored_of_HSC]

So i could make up a random god and have him let me do whatever shit i want and still get rewarded in a heaven?

 

[kaz1]

looks like im on the winning team then

 

[boris]

looks like im on the winning team then

quality>quantity sorry m8

 

[LonelyWolf]

i really wish there was

 

[Lentern]

Pretty sure my religion says there is only one god, so "all religions" can't really be right, sort of mutually exclusive.

 

[katie tully]

Pretty sure my religion says there is only one god, so "all religions" can't really be right, sort of mutually exclusive.

What if your religion is wrong?

 

[cheese_cheese]

While I respect peoples culture, there is only one genuine religion. David 10.2.5 says "...the only prophet is the saviour Lord Jesus, all other prophets are sinners..."

 

[Ivorytw]

does this count religions I made up for my own pleasure?

 

[Weezle]

While I respect peoples culture, there is only one genuine religion. David 10.2.5 says "...the only prophet is the saviour Lord Jesus, all other prophets are sinners..."

haha you're an idiot LOL

 

[cheese_cheese]

haha you're an idiot LOL

I respect Islam, Hinduism, Buddhism etc, although if there is a God (and I am not saying 100% sure there is, although we hope there is) I feel it would be God, the Christian saviour, not Buddha or Allah.

 

[boris]

While I respect peoples culture, there is only one genuine religion. David 10.2.5 says "...the only prophet is the saviour Lord Jesus, all other prophets are sinners..."

dont other religious texts also say that

but which one is right



and what if they are all wrong and there is a god for every religion which is what im fucking hypothesising you stupid cunt christians

 

[boris]

fuck its a simple question you downies
i dont care if you believe your god is the only one

 

[Garygaz]

what if i simultaneously believe in 2 religions... like bi-polar

will i shift from heaven to heaven, chilling in the clouds with god one minute and fucking the brains out of some virgins the next?

 

[Garygaz]

also what if i prefer a slightly more experienced woman then a virgin, do i have to settle for that? unless these are like those christian school girl whose dad is a pastor and are sexually ready to explode, this may be okay

 

[Garygaz]

what if a pedophile died and went to muslim heaven, would he get little child virgins just like his bro mohommad?

 

[scuba_steve2121]

also what if i prefer a slightly more experienced woman then a virgin, do i have to settle for that? unless these are like those christian school girl whose dad is a pastor and are sexually ready to explode, this may be okay

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