HOLYSH*T! - Woman says she became pregnant after watching porn in 3D (2 Viewers)

[ekoolish]

A white American woman who had a black baby claims she fell pregnant whilst watching a porn movie in 3D. According to reports, the childs father , who is white was serving in the military in Iraq when she became pregnant.

Her wife Jennifer told him the child was conceived whilst watching a porn movie in 3D.
“I see it as suspicious. The films in 3-D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible “he said.

Woman says she became pregnant after watching porn in 3D

 

[coudes]

This sounds like a possible Lifetime Movie of the Week

 

[ekoolish]

 

[ohexploitable]

Reputable sauce pl0x.

 

[SeCKSiiMiNh]

 

[mirakon]

The only plausible reaction is

wtf

 

[ekoolish]

she's kinda hawwt

 

[rokkuguhyo]

“I see it as suspicious. The films in 3-D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible “he said.

He actually believes her?!

 

[ekoolish]

He actually believes her?!

I also lol'ed at "Jennifer says the child looks like the black actor in the movie."

Hmm, giving me some ideas here...

 

[amirite]

looks more like she found dark chocolate she liked the taste of.

 

[thongetsu]

She fucked a black guy.

/thread

 

[iRuler]

lol

Edit: lol at the comments on that page

good thing she reported this, I’ll make sure my gf doesn’t go to one of those 3D movies

 

[Omie Jay]

wow, so the jizz from the 3d movie actually came (lol) OUT of the screen and into her vajayjay!

technology these days

 

[ohexploitable]

Editor’s Update : “As far fetched as it seems this came from a reputable source. it would, however seem that it is a fabrication. PopJolly staff were unable to validate the source after repeated attempts. The good folks at Gizmodo have clarified the story now. We got onioned . Sorry, move on! ”

 

[Yo1anda]

off to watch Heath Ledger movies in 3d.

 

[breaking]

Editor’s Update : “As far fetched as it seems this came from a reputable source. it would, however seem that it is a fabrication. PopJolly staff were unable to validate the source after repeated attempts. The good folks at Gizmodo have clarified the story now. We got onioned . Sorry, move on! ”

yeah i was just about to say it sounds very onionlike lol

 

[SeCKSiiMiNh]

off to watch Heath Ledger movies in 3d.

lol brokeback mountain?

 

[Yo1anda]

lol brokeback mountain?

haha fuck actually that's what first came to mind.

i'll take ledger or gyllenhaal.

 

[thongetsu]

back to topic for a sec, she was probably fucking a black guy whilst watching da movies.

 

[Yo1anda]

nah man. black guys aint down with that. they're too jealous of anything that resembles another man.