MAH LIST
Slowpokes in the overtaking lane - Move the fuck over into the left hand lane you assholes. So what if I'm breaking the speed limit, I'm in a fucking rush and you're breaking my patience by sitting there and keeping me from my destination. If anyone is going to cause an accident, it isn't me going 140km/h on the M5 (fully sik), it's you holding people up and causing all sorts of violent movements.
Slow moveovers - When you're pulling out of a lane, don't sit there, do it in one movement. I can't stand it when people gradually change lanes or gradually move into an exit. GET TO WHERE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE YOU SOCCER MUM CUNT.
Smartasses - My tailgating and flashing my high beams at you is sign language for MOVE THE FUCK OVER, CUNT. Don't sit there and go slower, because I'm going to undercut you in the left hand lane, as will everyone else, which is going to eventually create a bottleneck.
40km/h construction zones - Oh fuck off. Use better judgement and don't blindly follow speed limits in these situations when you can clearly go faster. That brings me to...
Speed limits - Come on, 60km/h is a very, VERY conservative estimate. Use your judgement which is always better than the estimates that the RTA blindly hands down. Eg: 60km/h along Narellan Road. What a load of horeshit. I do 80km/h down there and that's pretty fucking slow.
The pigs - FUCK OFF YOU PORCINE CUNTS
Slowing for corners - Unless it's a hairpin then YOUR TIRES ARE BUILT FOR TAKING CORNERS AT SPEED. You're not driving a snowmobile or a jetski, you're driving a fucking car with fucking tires, so you can take that turn without slowing to or below the reccomended speed. If your tires can't handle it, get new fucking tires. Fuck!
Traffic lights - Orange doesn't mean stop, it means keep going until it turns red. Fucking cunts.
People that drive with their seat all the way foward - What, are you driving a go-kart or something? Relax.
Slowing a long time before nessecary - Your brakes are more than capable of handling some punishment. There is no reason to brake, in an 80km/h zone, more than 200m before a corner. Break in the last 50m for fuck's sake.
School zones - Kids should be looked after by their parents, and not allowed on the road.
Old people - Cross the crossing fast you stale old cunts.
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