for the GUYS! wat do you look for in a girl? (1 Viewer)

[GUSSSSSSSSSSSSS]

i just did!

Lmao waiting 4 reply.....

lollllllll

 

[cookie.banana]

When i look for a girlfriend i look for a strong jaw and bulky adams apple

 

[cookie.banana]

naww i was just describing myself, self flattery ya'know

 

[axlenatore]

i do what all good guys do

i check the dowry

 

[cookie.banana]

dressed in paisley
both eyes are lazy
drivin' the bus
Thick skin, strong nose like a rhinoceros

beautiful, lips all crummy
Skin like asphalt, nose so runny
Thick thighs, no waist, not a care in the world

a vision in sweats with the neon patch
Half eaten squirrel hangin' outta your mouth
Rainbow poncho, the female Tonto
she would hear a loud noise drop a bucket like a bronco

cellphone ring set to Sex and the City
like a hot bowl of grits only way more gritty
Straight drippin' in turquoise, Santa Fe queen
One short leg, she got the Santa Fe Lean

scream in your sleep
lift your skirt in public
Cleopatra with the eyes of a pig
watch you in the backyard when you go out to dig

mouse traps glued to her neck
screwed to the deck
puts away slurpees like a trash can

smile's all stainy and you're not too brainy and
I like that!

Talking to her shoe like it's her friend
I like that!

Yellin' at the walls of make pretend
I like that!

Tellin' her to stop it then she don't
says she's gonna stab me in my sleep
But she won't!

Just a big ol' bag of trash
I thought she looked like a bag of trash

I pitch a tent when she stomp in the room
Like a hellbound turkey mixed with a baboon
sexy and spicy like a bowl of Chex Mix
always feel safe when I'm in her flesh mitts

teeth so clean coulda swore she were British
Never takes her Chex Mix 'cause she always get skittish
Open clams with both feet 'cause she's ambidextrous
No point 'cause we know she eats nothin' but Chex Mix

 

[pinkcheeks]

i think being with someone whose ur intellectual equal is very important. I think thats where most relationship problems stem from...

 

[GUSSSSSSSSSSSSS]

lol SOOO many good replies in this thread

 

[Scissors]

oh, and also, i'd like to be able to occasionally spit on my wife.

but like, i don't want to just spit at her for whatever silly reason. only serious stuff.


like if she makes me a crap cup of tea.

 

[Iron]

...

breasts like bombay mangos

 

[Pacchiru]

oh, and also, i'd like to be able to occasionally spit on my wife.

but like, i don't want to just spit at her for whatever silly reason. only serious stuff.


like if she makes me a crap cup of tea.

ew i hate guys who spit randomly on the road or out of the windows of their car
i see soooo many guys do it around here, makes me wanna punch each and every one of them in the face

YOU DISGUST ME
(you come across as a typical arab who occasionally spits)

 

[Omie Jay]

yea mainly smokers do that

bloody disgusting

 

[Scissors]

ew i hate guys who spit randomly on the road or out of the windows of their car
i see soooo many guys do it around here, makes me wanna punch each and every one of them in the face

YOU DISGUST ME
(you come across as a typical arab who occasionally spits)

nah dawg, i don't spit. i think it's fucking dirty. like those old asian men at cabramatta.


dirtyyyy

 

[settle*precious]

don't really know what the conversation here is about, but yeah spitting from either gender = repulsive.

 

[Uncle]

1) smart? or intellectual equal?

Must know how to act in a dire situation and sneak around undetected.

2) virgin?

Irrelevant.

3) loud? or quite?

Must be able to sneak up on enemy soldiers without detection.

4) outgoing?

Must be able to navigate all types of places.

5) good girl? bad girl?

Must obey orders.

 

[yuri_gagarin]

lol if your so hot prove it

what, cant you see my av? thats me in my former glory as cccp cosmonaught and first man in space.

hey are those your tits i can see in ur av got i can see your tits if they are. a little on the small side

 

[Russdog]

hey any asian girls wanna hook up?

 

[xprshn]

yeh me.

 

[Guesss]

yeh me.

aren't you a guy??

 

[OdeToAnAndroid]

1) smart? or intellectual equal?
Both. Way sexy.

2) virgin?

Doesn't matter.

3) loud? or quite?

Quite is preferred.

4) outgoing?

Not too much.

5) good girl? bad girl?

Doesn't matter.

 

[Nasonex]

She's gotta be fun, outgoing and interesting, no point going out with silent and boring girls:mad1: