don't take OP seriously. He is satirising 08'ers (and seems like he already attends uni from the adivce he's given out in the past).your parents should of spent the 20,000 of getting people to teach them NOT TO SPEND 20,000 ON SHIT.
btw, you'd think an 85 UAI, getting into your course and the fact that you've had so much tutoring would give you some confidence, eh?